(via extramadness)
World peace will never happen because one man’s utopia is another man’s dystopia.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
- Me: 💀👻👻🎃🎃🎃💀💀💀👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀💀🎃👻🎃💀🎃💀👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻👻🎃👻👻🎃IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN 💀👻👻🎃🎃🎃💀💀💀👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀💀🎃👻🎃💀🎃💀👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻👻🎃👻👻🎃💀
- Someone: Dude it's still July.
- Me: 💀👻👻🎃🎃🎃💀💀💀👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀💀🎃👻🎃💀🎃💀👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻👻🎃👻👻🎃IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN 💀👻👻🎃🎃🎃💀💀💀👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀💀🎃👻🎃💀🎃💀👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻🎃💀👻👻🎃💀🎃👻👻👻🎃👻👻🎃💀
I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden
(via crave-that-mineral)
Me about literally everything in my life right now
(via mresundance)
Brazil doesn’t want the Olympics in Rio and the rest of the world doesn’t want the Olympics in Rio. So why are we holding it in Rio again?
(via just-shower-thoughts)
Psychopaths are not crazy. They are fully aware of what they do and the consequences of those actions.
insp. [x]
(via hannigram-hell)
(Source: hannibalisticcrack, via hannibaljokes)
